Ultra Marathon Runner Pick Up Lines

The King of Pick Up Lines, Offers Us Runners Some Help.


Disclaimer:  If any of these offend anyone, I’m sorry, that is not my intent. These are meant as light humor and not to be offensive.

You sure are a beautiful runner. Because when I saw you running, the entire world became beautiful.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you running a marathon together.

I see your bib number…so can I get your real number?

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels run ultra marathons.

Didn’t we hit the wall together?


You look so familiar…didn’t we run NYC together?

Was your dad a sprinter?  Cause you’ve got kicks!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget I was tired.

Baby, your pace or mine?

Excuse me, but you dropped something back at mile 2, Lets pick it up later tonight….together.


And from the Grand Master.

I’d share my solar blanket with you anytime……

Have you ever been approached by a crazy running related pick up line?  Tell us about it.

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