Ultra Marathon Runner Pick Up Lines

The King of Pick Up Lines, Offers Us Runners Some Help.

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Disclaimer:  If any of these offend anyone, I’m sorry, that is not my intent. These are meant as light humor and not to be offensive.

You sure are a beautiful runner. Because when I saw you running, the entire world became beautiful.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you running a marathon together.

I see your bib number…so can I get your real number?

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels run ultra marathons.

Didn’t we hit the wall together?

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You look so familiar…didn’t we run NYC together?

Was your dad a sprinter?  Cause you’ve got kicks!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget I was tired.

Baby, your pace or mine?

Excuse me, but you dropped something back at mile 2, Lets pick it up later tonight….together.

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And from the Grand Master.

I’d share my solar blanket with you anytime……

Have you ever been approached by a crazy running related pick up line?  Tell us about it.

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